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 If you're a female, you may prefere to skip this and read something else. If you're a man, the following horoscope describes the ladies in an interesting way. MINA was not able to figure out who is behind this horoscope, though whoever it is, it has struck a cord not just with the men at MINA who are calling this the "Bible", but the ladies as well (mostly negative with the ladies though). One thing is for sure, the author of this will not be getting a call from Oprah.
So lets get on with it, first up, of course is.... Aries Aries: It's hard to look at female Aries as 'females'. With their behavior they are more like 'male partners' trapped in female bodies. Go ahead and have sex with them without questioning your heterosexuality. Taurus: Stubborn, pushy and stupid creatures The Taurus ladies are extremely rare in that they aren't capable of noticing they are boring someone to death. It's not as if the Taurus ladies are dumb, the brain is simply not a tool for them. If you notice serious brain deficiencies in a lady, well that's a serious deficiency. Gemini
Transparent liar
The Gemini ladies are famous for being liars. If you believe in their romantic words, you'll quickly conclude that Romeo and Juliet were bunch of fifth graders in comparison to your love. Never believe them. In reality, she is cheating on you. An especially bad thing about the Gemini is they are seeing multiple people at the same time. The good thing is, she treats all of them just like she treats you.
Cancer
Crazy bitch
Not a single woman born under Cancer is sane. You know the type of women who histerically laugh holding a bloody knife in their hands.. well, that's them. If you ever wanted a bomb that could go off at any time, daily, just go right ahead. Leo
Stuck up and stupid
The ladies born under the Leo sign truly believe that when they enter a room, there must be at least one individual who simply adores them. And they are right, except that one individual is themselves. The Leo lady would never accept any sort of critique, because they are perfect. Virgo
Traitor
The one thing you can count on with a Virgo: sooner or later she will stab you in the back. This will be rash, but well analyzed and determined as the best option for her. Indeed, you will always be busy with a complicated bitch obsessed with her shortcomings. Libra Manipulative
The Libras are interesting, and many men would like to have them. Bad thing about them is their crazy desire to be involved with everything. Always first to talk about someone else, push their nose where it doesn't belong. Follows everything with a magnifying glass...
Scorpio
Emotional Childish Bitch
Here is something you won't read in a horoscope. The scorpio ladies are emotionally unfit, not cared for, they love to plot revenge, spoiled children who never consider the feelings of others. She looks like a small child when it gets to play with their favorite toy.
Sagittarius
Naive creature who gets on your nerves.
It is rather sad to see the sagittarius female floating around in life. Their view of life is stubbornly unrealistic and naive. You ask yourself, just what in the hell is she doing? She surely isn't smart or clever enough, nor is she disciplined. Sagittarius are great candidates to waste your life away. Capricorn
Dominant Sadist
Yes, the females in this sign are suppose to be ambitious, never giving up, dominant, powerful, yarra yarra yarra. Here is the deal. Capricorn are damned cowards who will run away at the slightest risk. Leaving you alone to deal with a challenge is their specialty. This is their trademark since birth. Aquarius
Selfish Selfish Selfish
Your words, good or bad will never get to her. She doesn't care about you nor is she interested in your opinion of her. The only reason why she is with you is that she thinks you are strange and that's good enough to rank fairly high in her eyes.
Pisces
She is a trash can
Sure there is a complex way of explaning this, however the simplest one would be – a recycle bin.
For those who don't understand what I mean by this, you may freely contact me with the subject line "Pisces" so my email spam filter can finish the job successfully.
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