+18° C - Hawaii residents take an extra blanket.

+10° C - Apartment buildings in Helsinki turn off the heat.

+2° C - Italian cars cannot start their engines.

0° C - Water freezes.

-1° C - You can see your breath. Russians eat ice cream and drink cold beer.

-4° C - Your dog joins you in bed.

-10° C - French cars cannot start their engines.

-12° C - Politicians start talking about the homeless people.

-15° C - American cars cannot start.

-20° C - You can hear your breath.

-24° C - Japanese cars cannot start.

-28° C - Your dog tries to enter your pajamas.

-29° C - German cars cannot start.

-30° C - All Normal cars cannot start.

-36° C - Russian cars cannot start.

-39° C - Russians are buttoning up their shirts all the way.

-50° C - Your car tries to join you in bed.

-60° C - Helsinki residents are freezing to death. Moscow residents button up their jackets.

-70° C - Hell freezes over. Russian Universities organize cross-country skiing events.

-72° C - Lawyers put hands in their pockets.

-120° C - Alcohol freezes. Russians are getting upset!

-273,15° C - Absolute zero. All atoms stop moving. Russians are licking frozen vodka.