Has anyone seen the keys to the Olympic Stadium?
Thursday, 04 August 2016

 

Let the Games begin, once they can just get this damn thing open.

 

The opening ceremony isnít until Friday evening, but the Olympic events kicked off at the Maracan„ yesterday with some womenís soccer, a necessity to cram all the matches in. And just before kickoff, officials realized they didnít have the key to one of the stadiumís two gates. Enter the fire patrol with the bolt cutters.