Bad news, guys: Sienna Miller has broken up with her actor/oil heir boyfriend whom you've never heard of, Balthazar Getty.

Miller and Getty began dating last year, despite the fact that Getty was, um, married with four children. The couple was introduced by Miller's ex-boyfriend, Matthew Rhys, whom she dumped as she shook Getty's hand. Getty and Miller spent the most of their short-lived relationship holed up, hiding their SINFUL LOVE from the world.

According to the Mirror, Miller didn't like dealing with Getty's "baggage" and couldn't commit to anything "for longer than a few months." Luckily, she has found someone who is just as uninterested in having a serious relationship as she is: Josh Hartnett.

Apparently the two "talk all the time on the phone" and Miller flew to New York to be with Hartnett after he kept drinking bad water in Third World countries and his stomach finally exploded.

We wish them a blessed 120-day romance, including a tryst under a derrick, just to spite Balthazar.

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